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Marvin Plattenhardt is a German former professional footballer who played as a left-back, spending most of his career with Hertha BSC.
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Santiago Damián García Correa, nicknamed Morro, was a Uruguayan professional footballer who played as a striker. His last club was Argentine club Godoy Cruz, which tenure is considered the most successful of his professional career. being the top scorer of the club in Argentine Primera División and an idol of club supporters. García was also the top scorer of the 2017–18 Argentine Primera División season with 17 goals.
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