{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about elevator jokes?","punchline":"They work on so many levels.","id":269}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the orange win the race?","punchline":"It ran out of juice.","id":338}
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{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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