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Millerton is a town in McCurtain County, Oklahoma, United States. The population was 359 at the 2000 census. The oldest church building in Oklahoma, Wheelock Church, is located near Millerton.
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Lac des Vieilles Forges is a lake at Renwez in Ardennes, France. The reservoir has a surface area of 1.4 km². It is located at an elevation of 340 m. It is fed and drained by the river Faux, a tributary of the Meuse.
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Fire on the Amazon is a 1993 American-Peruvian adventure drama film directed by Luis Llosa and starring Craig Sheffer and Sandra Bullock.
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