{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about construction?","punchline":"Nah, I'm still working on it.","id":151}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}
{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}
{"type":"standard","title":"Halifax Drive Historic District","displaytitle":"Halifax Drive Historic District","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q14685884","titles":{"canonical":"Halifax_Drive_Historic_District","normalized":"Halifax Drive Historic District","display":"Halifax Drive Historic District"},"pageid":6113772,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Port_Orange_Halifax_Drive_Hist_Dist01.jpg/330px-Port_Orange_Halifax_Drive_Hist_Dist01.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Port_Orange_Halifax_Drive_Hist_Dist01.jpg","width":3264,"height":2448},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267618642","tid":"dc76dc67-cbb7-11ef-bd45-c5009da4e946","timestamp":"2025-01-05T22:53:21Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":29.14361111,"lon":-80.98638889},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Drive_Historic_District","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Drive_Historic_District?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Drive_Historic_District?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Halifax_Drive_Historic_District"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Drive_Historic_District","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Halifax_Drive_Historic_District","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Drive_Historic_District?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Halifax_Drive_Historic_District"}},"extract":"The Halifax Drive Historic District was a U.S. historic district located in Port Orange, Florida. The district ran roughly along Halifax Drive from Dunlawton to Herbert Street. It contained 17 historic buildings.","extract_html":"
The Halifax Drive Historic District was a U.S. historic district located in Port Orange, Florida. The district ran roughly along Halifax Drive from Dunlawton to Herbert Street. It contained 17 historic buildings.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What's blue and not very heavy?","punchline":"Light blue.","id":265}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?","punchline":"It was wrong on so many levels.","id":394}
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{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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